Not Another One!

We have a new employee at my job. He is the new assistant manager. I like him but he has an unfortunate tendency to pun. And we already have one of those. That one spends time thinking them up and then he comes and tells me. I get more gray hairs every time. Now I've got two of them. One a planner and other a spontaneous punner. What were their parents thinking? I urge you all, don't let your children become punners. Just say NO.